Hey hoomans! It’s us, the wiener dogs!
We’ve been practicing our zoomies, and it’s finally time… the Dachshund Derby 2025 is here! Entry Fee: $10 per pup (that’s like 10 treats, hooman!)
Here’s the scoop straight from the dogs’ mouths:
• We need two of our humans one to cheer us at the start, one to celebrate us at the finish.
• No chasing us down the track we run at our own silly speed. (Chaos is part of the fun ).
• Bribes are allowed! Treats, toys, belly rub promises, unconditional love bring it on.
• The fastest sausage wins a prize basket, bragging rights, and eternal glory!
BUT WAIT! After the races, it’s time to strut our stuff in the Pet Parade! Costumes are encouraged (yes, we’re ready for our moment of fame ). The best-dressed pup gets to be Grand Marshal.
All proceeds benefit the Companion Pet Program through Senior Connections
